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Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)

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(thing) by ToasterLeavings (4.1 wk) (print)   ?   8 C!s I like it! Sat May 06 2000 at 13:09:51

Closer to Pokemon: (I want to love you like a pikachu)

you let me lickitung you, you let me tentacruel you
you let me parasect you, you let me pikachu you
help me i broke up all my pokeballs, help me i've got no pokedex
help me no pokemon will fight for me, until I get them back at full health
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
electro shock leaves me floored
you get me closer to brock

you can have my exeggutor, you can have the failure it brings
you can have my wortortle too, fuck I really hate that thing
help me wear Jessie's panties, help me her sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me get in James' pants as well
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
my strategies are all flawed
Aww crap will you trade your dog?

printable version
chaos

How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck" Cybersex gone wrong I just deleted all my porn Things guys think girls should know
open source religion Close your eyes, I will help you pray To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour Your ass is indefensible
Pokethulhu Closer Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray? Macho Pikachu
Team Rocket Hello broken thing, may I sketch your smash pattern? NIN Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
Pikachu Potemkémon Brock Dead links in writeups
Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony Napster Black Sabbath Lucena Position
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