Church of Mary Magdalene

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(place) by Jet-Poop (6.8 hr) (print) ? (I like it!) 2 C!s Sun Jan 30 2000 at 1:01:11

My favorite example of a seriously weird church.

It was built at the end of the 19th century by Beranger Sauniere, the parish priest of Rennes-le-Chateau in southern France. Sauniere had been dirt poor for a long time, but within the space of a few years, he suddenly became extremely wealthy and started building churches like crazy, clear up 'til his death in 1917.

Mystery #1: Where did he get all the money? Well, he told his housekeeper, Marie Dernaud, but she died of a stroke without ever letting the secret slip. In the absence of real evidence, speculation abounds: he found the lost treasure of the Knights Templar; he found a buried stash of Visigoth gold; he blackmailed or simply performed a valuable service for the royal von Hapsburgs; he was blackmailing the Vatican; he rediscovered the secrets of alchemy...

Sauniere claimed to have discovered some coded parchments in 1891. Though they appeared to be simple transcriptions of the Latin Gospels, certain letters were highlighted to make another set of mostly-nonsensical messages in French; for example: "This treasure belongs to Dagobert II King and to Sion and he is there dead." and "Shepherdess no temptation that Poussin Teniers hold the key peace 681 by the cross and this horse of God I complete this daemon guardian at noon blue apples." Was it pure nonsense, or did it contain the key to the mystery? No one can say for sure.

Even creepier: the priest who heard Sauniere's final confession found it so shocking that he refused to grant absolution or give the last rites.

Of course, the church itself is Weird City. The Stations of the Cross are far from standard issue: one shows a Scotsman in kilts watching the crucifixion, and another seems to depict a group of men stealing Jesus' body from the tomb in the dead of night. Next to the entrance to the sanctuary stands the statue of a flat-out terrifying demon, and carved over the church's front door are the words "THIS PLACE IS ACCURSED".

The Church of Mary Magdalene is considered a genuine tourist attraction in Europe, but those of us stuck in the colonies don't often hear of it. Coincidence? You be the judge...

Research from "Everything is Under Control: Conspiracies, Cults, and Cover-Ups" by Robert Anton Wilson, published by HarperCollins, 1998, pp.109-110.

(thing) by moJoe (4.8 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) Sun Jan 30 2000 at 1:21:43

If this sort of thing appeals to you, I highly recommend the book "Requiem" by Graham Joyce. As well as a rather odd and riveting book, it includes many interesting takes on classical Christian theology, and brings to light some rather common sense human issues that are never acknowledged. For instance, would the bible and biblical stories have been altered by an early forming church to manipulate the tribes of Judea? He also includes some rather obscure information about an old Judean cult in which the heads were Priestesses which relived men of their sexual tensions so that they may be productive in society (a rather interesting and plausible Idea I think). In this story, Mary Magdalene is painted as one of their priestesses, exiled from the bible by casting her as a common whore. It also goes into the thought that perhaps Jesus was married.

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Mary Magdalene	King James Bible Conspiracy Theory	Knights Templar	Berenger Sauniere
Stations of the Cross	Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew	The Accursed Place	Sauniere Documents
Merovingian	Cathar	Azrael	Passion of Christ
The Gnostic Gospels	Requiem	WWJD	Prieure de Sion
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood	Visigoth	Random Node	Andy Warhol's Superstars
The Da Vinci Code	Rennes-le-Ch�teau	Shepherdess	Discover

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