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Church of Euthanasia

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(idea) by ideath (5.9 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sun Jan 30 2000 at 2:29:35

The Church of Euthanasia originated the well-known and well-put bumper sticker "Save the Planet - Kill Yourself."

Their cause is human overpopulation and their teachings are embodied in their pillars, as explained on their website:

Even a major war or epidemic hardly dents the rate of growth, and modern wars have tremendous environmental consequences. It is for these practical reasons, as well as moral ones, that Euthanasians support only voluntary forms of population reduction, including suicide, free abortion, and sodomy, which they define as any sexual act not intended for procreation. They are also fiercely vegetarian, and support cannibalism for those who insist on eating flesh.
Their membership requirements are simple: "Membership implies a lifetime vow to not procreate. Procreation is guaranteed excommunication." Join today!

They also have cool stuff, like "Real men wear skirts!" stickers.


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Voluntary Human Extinction Movement If you dare wear short shorts Rasputin : A hard man to kill Renaissance is for sissies, real men wear armor
Real Men Don't Eat Quiche sodomy Know your pets Overpopulation won't be a problem
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk Excommunication overpopulation VHEMT
Your sentence is commuting Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses Who needs another person when you have yourself? Amendment II
procreate Mutts are The Ascendant Race I like to watch SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
Vegetarian Selective Pressures on the Human Gene Pool childfree free()
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