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Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis

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(idea) by etouffee (5.1 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Thu Nov 18 2004 at 1:39:10

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Hope your holidays are pleasant and stress free
I hope the streets are snow covered
Lined with light poles wrapped in sparkling decorations

Remember me when the stores close down
When the Santas all walk home
When the streetlights all flash red
I'll be going out- I work Elf hours ya know.

Maybe both of us will find a surprise in our stockings?

See you next time
S.


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