Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Beef Ravioli

created by wonko

(thing) by wonko (1.1 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Fri Sep 22 2000 at 11:41:35

Tasty enough that it's edible in a bind, but listen closely, and I mean this: DO NOT eat more than one can in a day and, for the love of god, DO NOT eat this stuff (and nothing else) for several days consecutively. It will do horrible, unspeakable things to your body. Not exactly painful things, but uncomfortable things. And you will not enjoy your time spent on the toilet.

Also, after two or three cans, you being to realize that this stuff really isn't very tasty at all, and your brain must have just been making that up in order to get you to eat something instead of sitting around playing video games.

Nutrition Facts:

Serving size    1 cup (260g)
Servings About  2
Calories        280
  Fat Calories  40

Amount/serving                 %DV*
------------------------------
Total Fat 4.5g              7%
 Saturated Fat 2g          10%
 Polyunsaturated Fat 0g   
 Monounsaturated Fat 1.5g 
Cholesterol 20mg            7%
Sodium 1170mg              49%
Total Carbohydrates 47g    16%
 Dietary Fiber 4g          16%
 Sugars 11g
Protein 11g                22%

Vitamin A                  25%
Vitamin C                   0%
Calcium                     4%
Iron                       15%

*Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Ingredients:
tomatoes (water, tomato puree), beef, water, enriched wheat flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin and folic acid), crackermeal (wheat flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin and folic acid), high fructose corn syrup, carrots, salt, textured soy protein concentrate (soy protein concentrate and caramel coloring), onions, garlic, modified corn starch, wheat gluten, monosodium glutamate, cheese (romano made from cow's milk and enzyme modified cheddar (pasteurized milk, cultures, salt, enzymes) and annatto), caramel coloring, spices, flavorings and soybean oil.

printable version
chaos

Water has negative calories Chef Boyardee monosodium glutamate Smurfaghetti
Thiamine mononitrate protein James Beard Foundation Nutrition Facts
high fructose corn syrup Fat Fiber annatto
Meal, ready to eat Ingredients node idiot
folic acid vitamin A field strip The Stoner's Study Guide
Why I am a Lucy Stoner HTML Special Characters Serving cup
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
Just another sprinkling of indeterminacy
You are not special. You will die here, too.
American football
Smalltown
Girolamo Cardano
Everything2 as a discussion forum
The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
Dem Bones Gonna Rise Again
SKS
Galapagos Islands
The night I saw a man get his head blown off
Bill Clinton
Nazca Lines
World War II
New Writeups
Dimview
Genie, meanie, miny, mo(fiction)
FrankThomas
existence proof(thing)
ChimbleySweep
Reverse ferret(thing)
Ysardo
Why I love Everything2(idea)
Apatrix
Boys Don't Cry(review)
locke baron
Kashin class destroyer(thing)
Rancid_Pickle
Wergle Flomp entry: "With Certainty"(poetry)
arcanamundi
Philadelphia Latin and Greek Institute(person)
minnow
Shotshell(thing)
graceness
What says the sea, little shell?(personal)
zoeb
protection(review)
sekicho
common seal(idea)
aneurin
The Smiley Face Murders(event)
minnow
shotgun shot sizes(thing)
rack and ruin
For Professor Sweeney: London Ad Lucem(idea)
This page courtesy of The Everything Development Company