Carmen Miranda rights

created by Deborah909

(idea) by NSA (3.9 y) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Tue Jan 30 2001 at 19:49:38

"You have the right to sing. Anything you do not sing can be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to play the castanets.
You have the right to dress in a garish, frilly flamenco costume.
You have the right to wear a headdress decorated with fruit. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you free of charge.
Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?"

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Carmen Miranda	Miranda Rights	Miranda	This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
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Right to privacy	The Flood	1909	Lush
I can feel the difference in your touch	sing	flamenco	Castanets
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