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Can you play Backstreet Boys?

created by Mr.Sparkle

(thing) by Mr.Sparkle (10.9 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Oct 15 2000 at 2:16:56

This was heard on the radio, while at work

Phone Rings
Guy - Can you play Backstreet Boys?
Announcer - No....because they are gay and so are you!
Guy - No I'm not!
Announcer - Yes you are!
Guy - No I'm Not!
Announcer - Yes you are
Guy - No I'm Not!
Announcer - Yes you are
Dead Silence
Guy - I am not gay!
Announcer - Ok, we'll play 'em
Guy - Thanks
End

I apologize if this offends any homosexuals...I should have pointed out that A) this was played on a "edgey Metalhead redneck" radio station. B) I thought it was funny.


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