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The Actual campaign slogans for one of the candidates for Treasurer for the
Student Council
. He seems to be
winning
in the
polls
.
Stuffy Nose
? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Achy Head
? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Shoes
too tight? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Freedman
catch you smokin' pot in an alley? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Got a
bad grade
on your report card? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
Sexy Liver
? Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer.
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Despite what his opponents say about him, Ben Robinson is
NOT a duck
.
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"
Hi Dad, I'm home from school
." - Ben Robinson, October 12th, 1992
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Activist Party
. Vote Activist Party for Student Council.
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Ben Robinson will NOT
raise taxes
.
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2+2=4
Just some of the
quality math skills
Ben Robinson will bring to the position of treasurer.
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Ben Robinson may not be able to spell "tresusere" but he's got
heart
!
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SEX!
Now that I got your attention, lets talk about the issues:
"Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex."
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"Vote Ben Robinson for Treasurer." -
Ancient Chinese Proverb
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What will happen if Ben Robinson gets in power? Magic 8 ball says, "
Outlook not so good
"
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Ben Robinson pats the bust of
Ursula Franklin
on the head everyday as he goes into school. That's commitment.
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Ben Robinson's opponents for treasurer are
poopy heads
.
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If elected, Ben Robinson will replace all teachers with
models
from "Baywatch". Or at least he'll try.
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"I'm trying to keep Ben Robinson down." -
The Man
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If elected, Ben Robinson will NOT mount the severed heads of UFA's enemies on sharpened spikes outside the school.
WINK WINK
.
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When Ben Robinson was elected class president in
grade
8, he thought
he could shoot lightning bolts out of his fingers
for a couple of days. Imagine what would happen if he got into student council.
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Ben Robinson =
Ice Cream
Other Guys = No Ice Cream
(Note: Ben Robinson does not promote the casual use of Ice Cream.)
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Whenever you think
UFA
, think
Uote
Fen
Aobinson
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Do you like
cute puppy dogs
? So does Ben Robinson, a man running for treasurer.
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LOVE!
"I don't think this one is as effective as the giant `SEX!' ad" - Ben Robinson.
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You ever think like... we're not real... you know, like
we're just in someone else's head
? Wow... I'd better go vote Ben Robinson!
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"I'm not going to vote for Ben Robinson" -
Stupid Person
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"I hear that Ben Robinson appears naked in that new
Madonna
video."
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"Some people might fold. I will not fold." -Ben
Robinson.
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"I think he's got a screw loose." - Some jerks talkin' ill about my homey Ben Robinson.
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"Ben Robinson thinks he's funny... but he's not" - Asshole
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Vote Ben Robinson, and you'll live forever
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Close your eyes if you love Ben Robinson. You don't love Ben Robinson?
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Ben Robinson does not own a car. He owns a bunch of toy cars though.
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Ben Robinson is not the president of the United States. Bill Clinton is the president of the United States.
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Ben Robinson used to be 10 years old. His opponent never was.
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Ben Robinson once got drunk with Adam Sandler. At least Ben Robinson thinks it was Adam Sandler. Ben Robinson was really drunk at the time.
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PEOPLEWHODON'TVOTEFORBENROBINSONSAYWHAT
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Ben Robinson is
left wing
. He got the other wing cut off.
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Tired of stupid jokes posted all over the school by Ben Robinson? Then vote Ben Robinson.
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Ben Robinson kills for money.
Uh... I mean Ben Robinson does NOT kill for money. Not.
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Ben Robinson is NOT a
ferret
.
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Ben Robinson once killed a man. A mosquito he nicknamed "Man".
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Ben Robinson got a 52 in Math last year. It was enriched math though.
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Enemies with those in the administration
Annoyer of those in OAC
Friends of those in 12
In grade 11
Been steadily dating grade 10 "And the love's still strong"
Ben Robinson thinks those in grade 9 hold magic powers over him, and he worships them like gods.
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If elected, Ben Robinson will NEVER "
Sex you up
". That's a campaign promise.
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Ben Robinson puts the "vist" in "activist", and the "pineapple" back into "treapineapplesurer"
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Benjamin:
(ben-jah-min)
This name is used for boys.
Origin:
Hebrew
Meaning: "Son of the right hand"
Alternate spellings: Benjaman, Benjamen.
Nicknames: Ben, Benny, Benji, Benbola.
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Activist
Party for Student Council.
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chaos
Trap. Dominate. Fuck.
Sex with my sister was always really, really good
Chinook Jargon
What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
talks like a duck
Yellow is the opposite of blue
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Rothschild's giraffe
You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
ferret
Lie on your back and think of England
phenomenology
anal wink test
smart people are sexy
Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
Taro
The beatings will continue until morale improves
The Ramones
the Man
Power to the people
John Shaw Billings
Ice cream
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