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CNN is more addictive than crack

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(idea) by iriefrank (4.5 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Tue Dec 05 2000 at 20:43:28

Since this whole election indecision fiasco, I have determined that my free will has been limited significantly and my free time is dwindling. My inter-personal relationships have deteriorated. My skin has turned a powdery white from the harsh flourescent lighting at the Jester Center where I live. The only time I leave the dorm is to workout at the gym nextdoor to release the frustration from seeing Dubya smirk at me many hours of the day.

Why can't I stop? Whenever I try I end up coming back even more desperate to know what happened while I was gone. I skip class to watch press conferences. I need help.

CNN is more addictive than crack. Also see Television - The Drug of the Nation


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