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Boycott all future Olympics, regardless of where they're held

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(idea) by Orange Julius (13.4 hr) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Tue Jul 04 2000 at 4:04:05

Well, shit, if we should have boycotted LA, Atlanta, and Munich, and we're supposed to boycott Sydney and all future Olympics in England, we might as well boycott all future Olympics, regardless of where they're held. A brief sampling of countries, and why they need to be boycotted...

Are you picking up the sarcasm? I hope so, 'cause I'm laying it on pretty thick. If everyone boycotted the Olympics because of something the host country did in their history, we'd probably be left with the Federated States of Micronesia as the only host country. But then again, I'm sure with a little research we could find something bad that they did, too.

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