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A
Boat
Beast
is contemporary
Naval
slang for any of the several variety of
huge
,
disfigured
creatures that pass themselves off as human
females
and trudge around in the
bowels
of
Naval
vessel
s. Contrary to what you might expect, Boat Beasts are not required to hunt for their
prey
. Their natural
habitat
is shared with a much larger population of equally unfortunate
creatures
known collectively as "
squid
s."
Squid
s, which in certain geographical regions such as aircraft carriers, can out number Boat Beasts by as many as several hundred to one, are known for their
inability
to
distinguish
between anything with an
opening
, let alone a womanesque Boat Beast, and a
human
woman
. It is exremely
rare
to spot a Boat Beast outside of a
Naval
vessel. If you should spot one, however, it is
strongly recommended
that you not try to
apprehend
it yourself. Instead contact your local
recruiting
office, and a team will be hastily dispatched to retrieve her.
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