Big ridiculous title for the definitive E2 gathering to usher in the New Year!Ž

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(idea) by hughash (1.7 y) (print) ? 2 C!s I like it! Thu Jan 02 2003 at 0:46:24

The movie Hackers was this really cool movie me and my homies watched the other night. It had all these 1337 d00dz (and the h0t ch1x0r played by Angelina Jolie!) and they break into this uber 1337 k0mput0r called a Gibson (which I think must be named for the guitar company).

So they ride their rollerblades around hack into this big Gibson thingie and there's this kid joey who's cool but not as cool as the other kids who hides his cigarettes in the ventilation shaft. Joey hacks into the Gibson and accesses some secret garbage file, which actually contains some sort of timed virus that'll sink some ships and really fuck shit up.

But the plot he uncovers wrings in his friends Zero Cool and Lord Nikon and Acid Burn who pull this crazy hack to save their friend by proving his innocence. Then they hack the planet and Zero Cool and Acid Burn go "unf unf unf unf".

The best part is the news report though :

Don Red has fled the country after inciting a skinemax-approved homoerotic orgy that quickly set off a sickening barrage of people puking everywhere.

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No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down	Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.	Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept	Don Red
Witchiepoo	Welcome home; grab a shovel	January 5, 2002	I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
E2 Gatherings	bar	Templeton	Look beyond the storm
Play the dozens	Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure	Leading causes of death among porn stars	January 6, 2002
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.	Walter	Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo	Learning European history from Porn
Pyrogenic	conform	bitca	Hackers

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