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Big Sky Theory Of Navigation

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(idea) by Anonymous Sniper (3.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Apr 02 2000 at 11:12:53

The Big Sky Theory Of Navigation is used by pilots who either have no idea of how to negotiate other aircraft or who simply trust their luck to the point of stupidity.

The crux of the theory is : The sky is very big. My plane is very small. Therefore I will not collide with any other objects.

Unfortunately, these pilots have been proved wrong countless times by objects such as


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