Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything

created by dem bones

(idea) by hoopy_frood (1.1 y) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:23:21

"Well, I suppose you're wondering why we've called you here today."

Your attractive cousin calmly scans the room before she responds. She notices a donkey, a goldfish, the administration, a dead priest, your sister's good-looking friend and some rather despondent Norwegian boys and asks "What are the brackets for?"

"The brackets are so that we may better assimilate your ass into Everything"

"Do they hurt?"

"You get used to it. SEND IN THE NEXT PRIEST!"

WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be	Assimilate your goldfish into Everything	Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything	Not quite nude hiking
Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes	The Assimilation Files	How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle	My connection with my cousin.
ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar	brackets	Shelbyville	Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things	Good-looking	It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk	NeXT keyboard
administration	Natalia Jovovich	Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.	WFUV
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again	Cousin Kate	Next	Seven of Nine

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