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And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
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Fri Oct 13 2000 at 6:23:40
An
old joke
with an ex- of mine. The
topic
has come up with
female
friend
s several times. It goes something like this...
It is sort of an
urban legend
that a sneeze is the closest your
body
naturally comes to having an
orgasm
. (There is another
equivalent
i have heard something along the lines of seven sneezes in a row is the
chemical equivalent
of an orgasm.) Now, the inherrent dangers of nasal sex
derive
from this quite easily. If you nose is not capable of holding an orgasm on its own, it is probably unwise to have
sex
in such a place.
And then it concludes with something like "And that is why we don't have sex in your (the) nose." That is if anyone would ever
pry
to inquire about such a
feat
. The exact wording escapes me now, but the
point
is there. It was her
AOL
quote for a brief while.
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