Americans have more than 40 words for boobies

It's true.

And there is a range of subtle nuance which just cannot be adequately verbalized without the use of every single one. The word is chosen depending on who's in the room, the room itself (say, a men's locker room, or The Oval Office), the humor (or lack thereof) that one is trying to achieve. Et cetera.

I've left out euphamisms which are discriptive combinations of words, viz warm sacks of fun flesh, and I've left out personifications like "The Girls". I've also combined words which are obviously derivatives of each other, viz. boobs and boobies are one entry. And I've left out scientific terms and generally most words that are typically viable in mixed company.

And for the sake of applying at least some modicum of social redemption: October is Breast Awareness Month.

1. babooms
2. bajongas
3. baloobas
4. bazongas/bazongies/bazonkers
5. bazookas
6. bazooms
7. boobs/boobies
8. bosom
9. bouncers
10. breasts - of course
11. bust
12. buzwams
13. chest
14. chesticles
15. diddleys
16. double D's
17. droopers
18. floppers
19. funbags
20. garbanzos/garbonzas
21. gazongas
22. goodies
23. headlights
24. honkers
25. hooters
26. jigglers
27. jubes
28. jugs
29. knockers
30. lactoids
31. lungs
32. mammaries/mams/mamms
33. mazoombas
34. melons
35. milkers
36. mounds
37. nubbins
38. palookas
39. puppies
40. rack
41. ta-tas
42. tatties
43. teats
44. thingies
45. tits/titties
46. tooters
47. torpedoes
48. whoppers
49. wobblers
50. wongas
51. yabbos
52. zeppelins

I guess this counts as a nodeshell rescue