Agrajag

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(person) by ShadowNode (2.6 y) Tue Jun 06 2000 at 10:51:52
The soul tourmented by Arthur Dent in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Arthur killed Agrajag, who was then reincarnated in another form, to be killed by Arthur again. lather, rinse, repeat.

Agrajag built a Cathedral of Hate in which to kill Arthur in, but made the mistake of bringing him there too early, before Arthur killed him for the last time. Thus, it was quite impossible for Agrajag to actually kill Arthur, though he did try. Arthur inadvertently kills Agrajag in the process.
(thing) by Inter (6.3 y) Tue Jun 06 2000 at 11:27:07
This is actually a pretty interesting paradox, by the way. How can you bring someone someplace to kill him if he has already killed you? (Not to mention countless of times?). And what would have happened if Agrajag actually killed Arthur Dent before Arthur killed him for the last time?

Head swirls!

(person) by binarydreams (6.8 mon) Mon Jul 10 2000 at 2:46:31
List of all known incarnations of Agrajag that were killed by Arthur Dent:

  • A rabbit, killed by a flint stone, skinned and made into a bag to carry interesting stones
  • A housefly, swatted at and killed with the above bag
  • A newt, stepped on
  • An oyster, eaten raw
  • A cow, eaten as a fillet steak
  • A fish, caught by Arthur, but he then decided he didn't like and left on the side of the plate
  • A flea, picked from his hair
  • An ant, stepped on
  • An old man, died of a heart attack from seeing Arthur appear out of thin air during a cricket match
  • A bowl of petunias, converted by the Improbability Drive from a nuclear missle, and crashed into the surface of Magrathea
  • A man, hit by a bullet during an assassination attempt on Arthur in Stravomula Beta
  • A bat-like creature, died while attempting to extract revenge from Arthur in the Cathedral of Hate
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