A Little Noder Follows Me
Adapted from "A Little Fellow Follows Me"
by Lee Fisher

A careful everythingian I want to be,
A little noder follows me;
I do not dare to node astray,
For fear he'll node the self-same way,

I cannot once escape his eyes
When 'ere he sees me node, he replies;
It's me he says he will surpass,
The little one who chaps my a....

He thinks that I am good and fine,
Believes in every node of mine;
The bad in E he must not see,
The little chap who nodes like me.

I must remember as I node,
Through summer's sun and bumpy road;
I am noding for years to be
That big db we all call E.