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11669 * 3 = 35007

created by yerricde

(idea) by yerricde (6.4 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Tue Oct 03 2000 at 2:26:21

tasteless calculator joke

If you are offended by tasteless humor, go here. Otherwise, pull out your calculator (infix not HP postfix):

press 1  There was one girl.
press 16 She was sixteen years old.
press 69 She had 69...
press *3 ...three times a day.
press =  What was she?

display 35007 Loose


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55378008 tasteless Out of the Silent Planet 1134
69 Postfix infix humor
loose girl calculator Heroin
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