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1,200 calories

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(thing) by psydereal (2.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Feb 10 2001 at 7:30:19

The perfect number of calories to eat in one day. This number assures the maximum weight loss (because there's no such thing as too thin) and is about the minimum you can eat a day to make sure you get enough energy/sustinance to get through your day and avoid turning your metabolism to mush.

I couldn't tell you how many of my days have been ruled by this number, successful or no. It's funny how a silly thing like a number to regulate how much you consume can quickly consume you.


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