ℱliegende Kinderscheiße aus verfluchten Eingeweiden!

Omnia Discordia
or
How I Found Goddess, Lost Her in the West,
⅋ Found Her Again

being an other Hypertext Introduction to the
Erisian Mysterees

Which is Interestingly Moist

-->(An Intermediate Acolyte's Account of The Aftermath,
now with Choose-Your-Own-Enlightenment neurotechnology)<--

as Divinely Relieved* on
My High Irrelevance JAMES PATRICK HENNESSEY, Patrolman
Omnicognizant Polyparent of Mouth-Breeders & Junk Mail
KSC and HIGH PRIEST of
the POSTPARAPARODY-AS-APPLICABAL OF EVERYTHING₂ ERISIAN (POEE)

HAIL ERIS --><-- ΤΗΙ ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΙ --><--

Epic: The Musical is an in-progress concept album and loose adaptation of The Odyssey. It is written/composed by Jorge Rivera-Herrans, who began the project in 2019 but first posted about it to the public in 2021.

Production is ongoing, and completed songs are released on story-arc clusters called "Sagas" while incomplete demos (usually sung by Rivera-Herrans himself) are released on Rivera's social media

She sits in the chair that faces the window, and eats cottage cheese and papaya for breakfast. I throw some rolled oats in a pot with some water. Stand at the stove and watch water boil. 

Morning, she says. How did you sleep?

Under the covers. Head on a pillow.

Just comes naturally, doesn't it. Smartass. Soon as your feet hit the floor.

It’s a gift, I say.

Give it back, she says. 

That papaya you're eating?