http://everything2.com/?node=New%20Writeups%20Atom%20Feed&foruser=two headed boy 2004-05-08T00:06:59Z http://everything2.com:80/user/two+headed+boy/writeups/May+7%252C+2004two headed boyhttp://everything2.com:80/user/two headed boy2004-05-08T00:06:59Z2004-05-08T00:06:59Z Today, I secured my role in society as a failure.<p> Had I been a good <a href="/title/student">lad</a> and done what I was supposed to, today would have been my last day of <a href="/title/high+school">compulsory education</a>. But I am not a good lad, I am a <strong><a href="/title/failure">lazy-fucking-ass</a></strong>. Today was <a href="/title/The+last+%2528and+best%2529+day+of+high+school">the last day of school for the senior class</a>. Because I am a <strong><a href="/title/washout">lazy-fucking-ass</a></strong>, I am classified as a <a href="/title/junior">junior</a> and have about two and a half weeks left this year, and one semester next year.<p> If you are one of the <a href="/title/student+body">miserable collections of flesh and hair still unfortunate enough to be in middle/high school</a>, I have a message for you:<p> <big><big><big><big>QUIT <a href="/title/bitch">BITCHING</a> ABOUT HOW <a href="/title/math">MATHS</a>* WON'T MATTER IN YOUR CAREER PATH, BECAUSE YOU WON'T <strong>HAVE</strong> A CAREER WITHOUT A FUCKING <a href="/title/high+school+diploma">DIPLOMA</a>.</big></big></big></big><p> <small>*Or <a href="/title/Chemistry">Chemistry</a>, or <a href="/title/World+History">World History</a>, or <a href="/title/Physical+Education">Physical Education</a>, or whatever class</small>&hellip;