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<entry><title>distinguished monkey (thing)</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://everything2.com:80/user/perdedor/writeups/distinguished+monkey"/><id>http://everything2.com:80/user/perdedor/writeups/distinguished+monkey</id><author><name>perdedor</name><uri>http://everything2.com:80/user/perdedor</uri></author><published>2000-09-09T19:27:01Z</published><updated>2000-09-09T19:27:01Z</updated>
<content type="html">&lt;p&gt;She ran flying by &lt;a href=&quot;/title/my+desk&quot;&gt;my desk&lt;/a&gt;, chasing after her &lt;a href=&quot;/title/mother&quot;&gt;mother&lt;/a&gt; who was there to meet with David, the &lt;a href=&quot;/title/graphic+artist&quot;&gt;graphic artist&lt;/a&gt; who works near me in the &lt;a href=&quot;/title/where+the+sun+don%2527t+shine&quot;&gt;forgotten nether region&lt;/a&gt; at the rear of our office.  Initially I paid them little &lt;a href=&quot;/title/heed&quot;&gt;heed&lt;/a&gt; as their presence wasn't my &lt;a href=&quot;/title/business&quot;&gt;business&lt;/a&gt;, but as I proceeded to get up and go &lt;a href=&quot;/title/corelate&quot;&gt;corelate&lt;/a&gt; wires with &lt;a href=&quot;/title/schematics&quot;&gt;schematics&lt;/a&gt;  I noticed the child's &lt;a href=&quot;/title/stuffed+animal&quot;&gt;stuffed animal&lt;/a&gt; sitting on the floor.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;Little girl, you dropped your doll&quot;&lt;/i&gt;, I had said to which she sharply turned around and proclaimed &lt;i&gt;&quot;This is &lt;a href=&quot;/title/not+a+doll&quot;&gt;not a doll&lt;/a&gt;, this is &lt;a href=&quot;/title/distinguished+monkey&quot;&gt;distinguished monkey&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;i&gt;&quot;I'm sorry&quot;&lt;/i&gt; I replied, gently returning distinguished &lt;a href=&quot;/title/monkey&quot;&gt;monkey&lt;/a&gt; back to its &lt;a href=&quot;/title/mature&quot;&gt;mature&lt;/a&gt; owner, this precious four year old asian child standing before me who had chosen a &lt;a href=&quot;/title/respectable&quot;&gt;respectable&lt;/a&gt; name for her &lt;a href=&quot;/title/beloved+companion&quot;&gt;beloved companion&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I smiled and turned to go about &lt;a href=&quot;/title/engineering&quot;&gt;my business&lt;/a&gt; but I couldn't help to think I never had &lt;a href=&quot;/title/anything&quot;&gt;anything&lt;/a&gt; when I was four that I would have called distinguished, most certainly&amp;hellip;</content>
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