Perhaps one of the oddest creations ever to grace the Web.
What it Does
The visitor types in a first name and a last name (or any random
string of
characters), and then clicks on the "
Submit,
Bitch!" button to learn what their
Prison Bitch name is.
How it works
The underlying
Javascript code is similar to what a beginning
programmer would write for an
introductory computer programming
class.
The first section of the code is an
array of Prison Bitch names that can be generated. Below that is a character matching function that matches up letters and assigns them numeric values. A
variable is used to track the sum of all the numeric values of each letter.
A simple
modulus operation is the key part of this program. Once the names have been parsed and a final total for the sum has been
calculated, the sum is passed to another function where the
mod operation is performed, and the appropriate Prison Bitch name is selected from the array. Once the Prison Bitch name is selected, the name is inserted into the web page inside a
text box.
The
Google cache of www.prisonbitchname.com can be found at
http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:4y7Wf3z6Mz0C:www.prisonbitchname.com/ It appears that www.prisonbitchname.com now requires a
password to access.
Other Prison Bitch name generators can be found at:
http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html, and at
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/stuffpage2.htm